The Vitamin Shop Around the Corner

OMG so the beach is like totally the best place ever to get healthy! I have been readen so many health blog and I just know that there’s no way the beach isn’t not healthy at all, there is almost everything you can do there to get in better shape.

So, first off, in my opinion, all things being equal, exestentially speaking, the beach is the place for getting your sunshine! Sunshine gives off Vitamin D rays, and your skin absorbs those vitamin D rays which go right to your blood, how cool is that?!

Next, secondly speaking, people can run on the beach, which is totally awesome. Because it is like ten times harder and more exertion spent to run on sand than to run on a treadmill or like in a track, so you’re getting like ten times as much exercise by running the same distance on a beach. But most people don’t even notice because it is so much fun to run on the beach because you can gaze at the ocean or all the cute guys getting tans and the hot life guard studs with washboard abs, OMG!!!!

Also, if you are like all primal and you eat a paleo diet, then the beach is totally the best place for you, because there’s all sorts of primal activities you can do, you’d be surprised how closely playing frisbee is to like what the cavemen did for fun back when they didn’t have professional football.

And if you get hungry, there’s the ocean right over there which has like fish and seafish and shellfish like crabs and lobsters which all have so much omega 3 vitamins its not even funny!!!!

I have talken to a lot of people and they all say, and I think they are right, that Jayson and are are definitely have broken up.

I mean, it’s not like I didn’t know it was coming or anything like that, like I knew that I was tired of Jayson being all ‘hey what are you doing?’ all the time like it was my responsibility to figure out what the hell he should spend his time doing, as if!

Like, you know what I can’t stand. It’s when my BF becomes so whiny I have to make all the decisions. Grow a frickin’ backbone, loser! I didn’t even cry once when people started saying we has been broken up, it was just like I didn’t have to hold hands with him in the hall anymore, which I didn’t want to do anyway.

And besides. it’s not like he had washboard abs, or an Orlando Bloom face, or like he had as much talent as the Jonas brothers or he could solve giant math problems or anything. He still has so many pimples. And he got a lip ring, which I thought was cool, but now I realize how completely dorky it was, and he even got an infection on his lip ring so his lip was all swollen and big, and it hurt him when we kissed which was just reedic!

So I’m soo over him, cuz I was never soo into him anyway. Here’s my websites for this month; how to relieve stress using the master formula. They’re both better than my boyfriend!

OMG my BF is such a looser. He thinks he’s sooooo cool sometimes, and it just gets hard to tolerate!

The other day he wanted to go see this Zombie Stripper movie. It has Jenna Jameson in it, she’s like a porn star, but she’s like my mom’s age, so I don’t see what the big deal is because she’s already getting crusty, just a great big has been.

I think Jayson is trying to imply that’s it’s okay if we have sex, but I am soooo not going there. I know God intended me to be a virgin until the day I get married, and that’s the way it’s going to be. Jayson will just have to deal, omg.

Jayson thinks I’ve got orthorexia because I like to eat healthy so much. But maybe he needs to do a background search on what he’s talking about, because I don’t think he knows what he’s talking about half the time.

Anyway, Jill and I were at the mall the other day, and these dudes came up to us and started flirting with us. I’m cool with dudes flirting with me, but I don’t think Jayson would be so I stopped. But later we saw the guys at the food court and one of them was so CUTE! So I asked him to buy me some lemonade and he did. I gave him my number, but I don’t think it means I’m cheating on Jayson or anything, it’s not like we’re going dating.

What if every year we had a skate of the union instead of the state of the union.

Instead of watching a president rant endlessly about iraq and healthy care, instead of flagrant jingoism and harpent fist pounding all the politicians could just have a big skate. Just like the 80’s.

Can you imagine 582 politicians skating around an giant roller rink in suits and ties? I can, I will, and I’m going to push for a Skate of the Union during 2009, let’s get some nostalgia rolling.

Anyway, why I’m really here is to promote a couple health blogs I’ve been rolling over to recently. The weight loss shake health blog is better than Jenny Craig in my book. Then again, anything is better than Jenny Craig in my book.

Also, the best multivitamins will take you to one of the best vitamin shop websites on the internet, go there and be merry.

My BF is sooo going to take me out to Le Don’s tonight I just know it. We has been dating for almost three months now which means we’re practically married in God’s eyes. He gave me a promise ring last week which means he promises to give me an engagement ring soon and I don’t care if he’s just 18 and I’m 16 because we’re SOOOOOO in love and I just know he’s the one for me 4ever.

My BFF Jill doesn’t like Jayson, she says he’s spazzy and eewie, but she doesn’t know anything sometimes, because she’s so absorbed in herself all the time anyway. Jayson doesn’t act like all the other dumb boys. He THINKS and he really KNOWS stuff and he CARES about things. He’s so much deeper than all the jocks and preppies and total tools in the school and he LOVES ME!!!!!

I got him a little black puppie doll for Valentinz day. It’s my subtle hint that I want him to buy me a puppy. He says we can’t have a puppy because we don’t live together, but I think that’s redonculous, we can keep the puppy together and some nights I can have it at my house and some nights he’ll have it as his, and some nights we’ll have it together

LOL I almost forgot to mention I got a secret admirer who wont tell me who he is. He sent me flowers today, and I know it wasn’t Jayson, because they were roses and Jayson hates roses. So there’s some other guy out there who’s just fawning for all my attention but too bad he’ll never get it because I’m taken 8> XOXOXO

While I’m waiting for Jayson, I think I’ll drink a weight loss shake so I wont be so hungry on our date and look like a total pig. If there’s one thing I know about how to deal with stress, it’s that if you eat before a date, you can look like your figure is important to you by not eating on the date.

I was walking in the mall with my BBF Jill, and we saw this totally cute  COOT kitteh in the mall pet shop. I heard that mall pet shops are like mean to pets and its cruelty, but there was this really tth guy ther (totally cute/hot) an I sure he wouldn’t be mean to kittehs cuz his smile was soooo nice.

Jill wanted to buy the kitteh, but I told her no, because then her mom would freak out, which is like the worst, but Jill’s mom is just that way. The kitteh was orange for most of it, but then it was also gray and black in little patches and its paws were white.

After that, we met up with Staci at the Pinkberry. Staci wanted to buy a Pinkberry Jar, which are also way COOT but not as COOT as the kitteh, and besides they are soooo expensive it’s almost not even worth it. But Staci bought the jar anyway, not like she had anything to put in it or anything. My pinkberry was coconut and chocolate chips and granola. Because granola is healthy.

I got a text from Jayson while I was at Pinkberry. Jayson is a total downer but he’s also sort of COOT because he has that funky black hair that works with his eyes. Jayson is always complaining, but he can’t text very well because he mispells, so I don’t know if his text is a complaint or a compliment. I’d totally text him back but I don’t want him to think I’m into him so I wont. Pro’ly I will tomorrow though. Totally.